Greetings, fellow inventors, I am sure you have all been getting on with designing and constructing your machines. Don’t forget, your planet needs you.
Perhaps you would like to see how I am getting along with my creation. It isn’t finished yet and I’m not quite sure what it does but I quite like it.
I haven’t spent any money at all, just raided my shed. It just started with a broken clock and grew. Now I can’t stop.
We’ll be showing the World what we’ve created in June, straight after the half term break, so get going as soon as you can.
Professor B.A. Sentance
(Inventor Emeritus University of Bradworthy)